step off george: September 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Went to the Berlin Market with Steve, Lisa, and Spencer. I took a picture of some things.

thought this Elvis Cookbook was funny, really should have bought it.

Breath Assure Dispenser with Mark Himebaugh missing sticker

The people who make Certs filed a lawsuit against them and won. The federal court order, dated November 19, 1998, permanently prohibits BreathAsure, Inc., from claiming, either directly or by implication, in any advertising or promotion or promotional context with respect to BreathAsure, BreathAsure D, or any other "internal breath freshener" that:

It works.
It provides users with clean breath.
It lasts and lasts on the toughest offenders: Pizza, garlic, onions, spicy foods, coffee and more.
It cleans bad breath for hours.
It usually lasts four to six hours or until the next time you eat something that might produce bad breath.
It gives you clean fresh breath for hours from the inside out.
It will help stop morning breath as well as bad breath caused by garlic, onions, pizza, coffee and other foods.
It is an "internal breath freshener."
It is guaranteed to give you clean fresh breath for hours.
It works with the digestive system, often the cause of offensive breath.
It is "America's number one selling breath freshener."
It lasts for hours.
Guaranteed to give clean fresh breath for hours.
Swallow with liquid after eating or any time you want the confidence of fresh breath.
It will stop bad breath caused by the foods you eat.
Use it any time you want clean breath.
It works from the inside out.
It cleans your breath naturally from the inside out.
It took a team of researchers five years to develop this unique secret formulation and blending process.
It is a breath freshener.
It is designed to fight bad breath caused by foods.