Best Christmas Present

New book is done

77 pages of lameness. I printed out a copy, to see how it will look.. for some reason, all these lines kept showing up all over the place. they'll be empty pages with just lines on it.. and I dont know how to fix it.. I spent 3 hours working on it. I can tolerate what I have now, not 100% happy with it... whatevs.. Its going to be a 3 way split book. laterz

17 pages deep

im 17 pages in on the book Im writing with Seamus. its only about 5 pages of content though. Im seriously excited to do this with him. The first "book" I did was a failure I think, It was a test for myself to see what worked and failed, and to see if I could even do it. This is going to be more text driven then picture driven. The stuff Im writing now is kinda weirdo lame stuff, but its kinda cool. Here is something I wrote for the book


ITS LIKE A MICHAEL KEATON FLICK
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You put me to sleep
Your Voice a white noise
You hit My arm
Did you hear what I said?
Every draining word

its lame stuff like that.. but ya know, whatever, someone might like it

blah

So lame, so lame, so lame

Comp is royally fucked. Im talking has a crown and everything. The thing that sucked is I lost everything, all the songs I made, and the new stuff I was writing for my new book. The explorer is fucked, it just loads to the desktop image and thats it. Last night I spent trying to remember all the stuff I had written and hand wrote out what I remembered. The new book Im doing is more about writing and not so much about pictures and stuff like that.. so you might not enjoy it. Im also doing it with a fellow blogger/bandmate. I enjoy the way he writes alot, and I think if we split the book (he does 75 pages I do 75 pages) it would make it worth the buy. Hell they have split CDs and split records, why not a split book. I want him to do the artwork too for the front and back cover, just cause hes got mad skillz. Well whatever.. looks like late nights at work writing the new book. LAME

Surfing For Society-SURF MOSH DEMO

http://rapidshare.com/files/175503887/Surfin_For_Society.rar
Surfing For Society-Surf Mosh Demo
[rapidshare] format mp3

Tracks
1. Surfin 1:00
2. Ice Cream 1:00
3. Kurt The Hobo :55
4. Past the Breakers 1:00
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This was a joke band I did with a good friend of mine. I think we all went out to Sharon Zhengs or something and after we ate, Shawn, Borna, Reed and myself went back to Reeds crib to chill. I told him how headphones could double as a microphone, and we should make a fake band. I got on his keyboard and put the drum setting on. He was just coming up with riff after riff, and I just sang what ever came out, nothing was written down. Every song is a minute cause he only had the sound recorder as a recording program. We said we should do a surf mosh band cause we never heard of one, even though the music we made was more Surf Rock. The whole idea was to make up fake inside jokes before we started playing, so people listening would say, what the hell does that mean. for example

" I get drums "

we didn't care about the music or lyrics at all, it was all about the inside jokes. Im going to write out all the lyrics too, so if people want to know them, here they are.

1.Surfin
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1 and a 2 and a Tank and a Surf
All my friends are down at the shore
got our boards and we're going surfing
SURFIN FOR SOCIETY
We are on the beach and the sand is hot
you know what we're gonna do, we're gonna smoke some pot
then we're going to a party and we'll bake it down
Rip Curl outta Town
SURFIN FOR SOCIETY

2. Ice Cream
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Going surfing is really cool
cause the girls are outside
and they dress like fools
but they're mostly like ice cream
mint chocolate chip thats my dream
Girls are like ice cream, they're really cool
MINT
Girls are like ice cream, they're like mint

3. Kurt The Hobo
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LETS GO
Walking down the street my feet hurt
surfing all day with my friend Kurt
He had one problem joe didnt know
that he smelled like a stupid hobo
He doesnt take a shower anymore
cause he goes out with ava adore
and you know
that his name
should be
KURT THE HOBO FROM HELSINKI

4. Past The Breakers
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Surf Mosh
Swimming in the ocean
dolphins flying by
fish say how are you doing
Lifegaurds cant see you past the breakers
SURFS UP!

Nothing Left To Mourn

I was deleting a bunch of music on my computer and I found this unreleased track of Paul singing with Nothing Left To Mourn. They recorded it in their practice area, and I think its fuckin sickie. If they would have recorded professionally they would have been signed no question. I didnt like their first EP, but the music they were doing towards the end was ON POINT. I told paul I had it, and he said no one in the band has it anymore, so Im posting this up. People need to hear it.
http://rapidshare.com/files/175493363/Nothing_Left_To_Mourn.rar
sucks they broke up

LAST TWO POSTS STOLEN FROM

WORLD MOVES FAST

one of the best blogs, I posted about it before on this blog. Check it out

Bowie and Bing

wormz

Get Up Kids

tour next year

Jumpercable show on Jan 19th

one of the bands we're playing with has the best shirt design... ever.

Kinda funny

They only did one prank call with this soundboard, if they did more, Im sure they could have gotten a better one.

Addiction [The Card Game]

Tried to find an explanation of the game on the internet, but was unsuccessful. So I have to write it out

its a 2-4 player game.
you are dealt three cards face down, you are not aloud to look at the cards ever.
then you are dealt 6 cards, these you can look at
2s and 10s are like the wild cards. 10 clears the pot, and 2 changes the suit.
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for example:
2s
someone throws down an Ace and all you have is two 3s and a 2.
you can throw the 2 down and place your 3s on top.
10s
if someone throws an Ace down on top of a pile of really crappy cards ( 4s, 3s, 5s), and all you have is a 10 and two 4s
you can throw the 10 down and clear the pot of crappy cards, and make the cards unplayable.
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you then place three of your best cards facing up on top of the cards faced down. you cannot touch these cards till the pile of cards are used up.
You must always have a minimum of three cards in your hand.
so when you throw a card down, you must take one from the stack of cards
whoever has the lowest card goes first.
The next person must beat the card with a higher number or the same number.
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If someone puts the same number card down, it skips the next person. if you are playing one on one the person who put the card on top of the same card gets another turn.

example
if they throw a 3, then you throw a 3, its skips them, and comes back to you.
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If someone throws down three 4's and you have the other 4, you can clear the pot of cards as well. But you can only clear the cards when the cards number comes up.
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example

if they throw down a 6 and you have four 3s the cards cannot be cleared till they pick up the pot, or you clear the pot.

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If you cannot beat the card that is thrown down, you must pick up the pot of cards. You do not pick up a card from the stack until you are down to two cards in your hand.

when the stack of cards is done, and there are no more to take, then you use the cards faced up. When these cards are done, you have to blindly flip the cards faced down.

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Sometimes the other person will throw a 5 and you blindly flip a 3 and have to pick up.. it sucks!
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the game is alot of fun! and is addicting. I wrote this cause Im waiting for my phone to charge, and Im a loser.. I hope this make sense, if not.. meh

Some say hes nutz

some say hes bolts. Someone at work told me that the indian dude in Short Circuit is the bad guy in Hackers.
IMDB... ITS TRUE!I think his and hank azarias indian impersson rule.
I thought it was a real indian dude in short circuit 1 and 2

Old Stern. Nothings changed.

8 seconds, howard stern stole my old glasses. did he ever give a fuck?

Some show I hate cause I never watched it [Yes, Dear]

Flipping the channels on the old boob toob and watched the intro to the show Yes,Dear. The two women who star in the show are both attractive. I think Liza Snyder is the more attractive of the two, straight up trot nixon. The one women Jean Louisa Kelly looked super familiar, I kept trying to think who she was, then it hit me, she was the girl suffering from teen angst in Uncle Buck. I checked the IMDB and sure enough it was her.Maybe I'll give it a chance, it would be nice to watch a show with Mike O'Mally when hes not yelling at Mo for the score. MO!

hes just a skater dude, he said see ya later dude

this kid can ollie like a mofo. We hired him for the winter because my boss thought I was going to be in school, and we needed the extra help. Today was a chill day, after we got done morning set up, fixed all ball marks on the greens, started fixing washout bunkers it started raining hard. We cleaned the shop, finished the ball washers, and around 2:15 mark wanted to check his car. He had a skateboard in his trunk, and the kid Anthony Buchel asked to see it. He started doing long manuals with one foot across the whole shop. We asked how high he could ollie and he did this. Had to be at leaste 2 or 3 feet. I asked him to do it again so I could take a picture. Heres the picture Sorry its so blurry, I had to time the jump with my shitty cell camera. We put the yardage tape to show the hight, but failed.

Family pic

I like how she did the typical foreign move with the bunny ears. There are 3 things foreigners do when they get their picture taken. Moose ears with tongue out, bunny ears, and peace sign. this person is doing both the peace sign and getting the bunny ears. American pictures are way better.

Borders

walking through every section of borders and saw this. There is a whole series (not sure what its called) based on "Pimps and Hoes". The books are called"Whack Bitch Chronicles" or some shit like that. When people say there is a book for everyone.. they mean.. EVERYONE

Mike Tyson.. what a guy

the screen says "THIS IS ART"

clearly this is not art, I was trying to make something that was lame, and I succeeded. If this was a huge poster, I would probably think it ruled.. but its not, so it isnt.

bored at work

why the shit is blue, why I drew this.. I dont know.

it hasnt been this cold since I took this picture

supposed to be colder now isnt it? took this pic I think a week or two ago. bring the mother fucking cold mother earth.

Not that good

it has that really strong nog taste that only lasts a second when you drink it. I enjoy nog, but when its really strong, and stays in the back of your throat for awhile, its not that good. Dont buy, Do Not Want. Go ahead jokers make this into a male release hum dinger.

picture

pictures will always be better then video. This freezes the moment, it cant be repeated. videos you watch over and over again. the memories are replayed for you on the screen. when you look at a picture, you remember it like it was the best thing. when you watch the video, you'll find errors, imperfections here and there. You cant replay the day the picture was taken, only the memory.

why the fuck am I writing shit like this, this doesnt even make sense, lame. plain and simple.. I like this pic.

I'd need to sell grass to get an education on grass

In the words of Lars Ulrich... Fuck. I didnt get the loan for my schooling. In some way Im super relieved. I was not ready at all to hang and bang with the nappy headed hoes of the rutgers university. I saved up 1,000$ to save my seat, and that took a long time. She said my seat will be waiting for me next year. I suck with money/life/relationships/diets/ that pretty much nails it right in (eh). The bosses understand that I wasnt prepaired and arent mad at me, thats about the only plus. My goal for this year is move to Alaska. I know it sounds off the wall and fucking stupid, but they have shitty jobs that pay well for overtime and stuff. I just need to get my new jersey foot in any Alaskan businesses door. I dont want to die here. Id rather die by a bear attack then stay here and die young from two heart surgeries, and a failed gastric bypass. In realtiy, thats my future in NJ. I suck, I dont like talking to people about my problems, so here I am, a 15 year old outcast girl writing in her journal.
rant

Passenger Seat, Get the Steppin

Seriously been thinking of just driving, sleeping in my car, and not coming back for awhile. I guess this is the first step towards that dream, the dream of being a homeless person and taking showers in McDonalds bathrooms. I lie, I'll take my showers at Burger King.

Scarlett Johansson

Celebs bite! Now I would say 10 bids would be over the top, but for 64 people to bid on a tissue scarlett johansson used is freaknasty. She caught a cold from Samuel L Jackson on the set of her new, probably horrible movie The Spirit. She felt the cold had value cause Samson L gave it to her. He needs to stop talking crazy, I doubt some crazy fan is going to have a snot fetish and spend his life savings on it. but again 2,151$ is alot of loot already... maybe people are into that post-nasal drip, who knows.
BID HARD! 4 DAYS LEFT!

A Camp

A Camp
Rapidshare format mp3

1. Frequent Flyer

2. I Can Buy You

3. Angel of Sadness

4. Such a Bad Comedown

5. Song for the Leftovers

6. Walking the Cow - A Camp, Johnston, Daniel

7. Hard As a Stone

8. Algebra

9. Silent Night - A Camp, Gruber, Franz

10. The Same Old Song

11. The Oddness of the Lord

12. Rock 'N' Roll Ghost - A Camp, Westernberg

13. The Bluest Eyes in Texas - A Camp, Stephenson, Van

14. Elephant

This album rules, hands down. Depressing, solo release from the singer of the Cardigans. Bought this album a few years ago, thank the lord I didnt have to pay for the import cost. But if you end up buying this CD the import fee costs as much as Blink 182s Enema of the State.

Larry Graham

Hes good, but not amazing, I enjoy watching him play and scream like art howard.

1 2 3 *ART HOWARD SCREAM*

3:44 count off, I laughed

this post is for seamus

thank you for telling me about that google search trick, without you I wouldnt have 14.6 days of music. Plus having the best weed remix remake song

gimme weed
gimme fire
gimme that to get higher
oohh

Bipolar Bear/Shirts

I have nothing important to post. Getting the shirts last night was alot of fun, I wasnt tired when I rolled home at 12:30 in the morning/night... whatever. Saw john bowes new print shop, and it is fucking awesome. He can print on sleeves and do zipup hoodies now. He now has to rent out 3 rooms at this practice area for CDC and Cold Cuts Clothing cause his business is boombastic. The old CDC practice area didnt have that many funny things on the wall.. with those dudes being so rebellious and outrageous I thought there would be funnier things. I was wrong. I thought these two things were pretty funny though.
princess Diana (I'm dead), spelled wrong but I got the idea.The fact he wrote that ray cappo said it I thought it was funny. I got some shirts made up, for a test run to see how it would look. I think they came out pretty good, its not the exact colors of the design for the shirt, but its a test press, we'll get the real ones made up when we all through up some money. Whatever, Im givng them away, if anyone wants one, hurry, white long sleeves
9 s
11 m
9 l
4 xl
2 xxl
Im not shipping them, we'll meet up and eat and exchange.

as friends rust

you were the only good suggestion, in an age of question

count me in before you kick me out


wow looking back, why the hell did I think this rocked so hard... oh yea..cause it did.

AS FRIENDS RUST - THE FISTS OF TIME
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ldehnt
mp3 format

1. "Home is Where the Heart Aches" (2:28)
2. "Encante" (3:51)
3. "Ruffian" (3:05)
4. "When People Resort to Name Calling" (3:37)
5. "Broken Brain" (2:17)

POST 600- Crush all fakes

Lame, kinda been going through some lame times, I never reach out to try to talk to anyone(unless on my way back from womelsdorf yahg), and when I do this time, the person had no time for me. Been there for them, but when it comes back around, Im a nuisance. Whatever. Got new jumpercable shirts.. will post the pics sometime

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I got a picture text

Im pretty sure someone tried to text this picture to a friend, and by accident sent it to my phone.

my brother ruled at coloring, I struggled with connect the letters

I had to be retarded

rusty fence wound

if you read the book, you'll know what this is all about.

thanksgiving 1987

tv ruled our world

safety video

I never saw these videos before. We always turned them off when the spanish side of the video came on. But I fast forwarded past, and found these Rescue 911 style safety videos. The acting was so over the top, and the reenactments were pretty graphic. They showed some guy falling on a bench saw while it was running and it cutting into his arm. They also said he had AIDs so the women helping him was using a trash bag to stop the bleeding. People were getting fucked up in this video. In every reenactment someone was knocked out, going into shock, and had to have their feet lifted. Doring the heat exhaustion part of the video they played that song
"Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty"
Wish we had more safety videos like that.

Balance And Composure- I Just Want To Be Pure EP

Balance & Composure - I Just Want To Be Pure EP
[MegaUpload] Format MP3 self release?

1. I just want to be pure
2. Weak man, Weak boy
3. Alone for now
4. Waiting, thinking, giving up
5. Pull of the ground
6. Chapter 20

really catchy, depressing music along the lines of get up kids, and weezer. I really enjoy this release, every song has a catchy hook, or a catchy melody. If I had money I would press and release this for them.

Skycamefalling - to forever embrace the sun

This used to be my jam of this genre back in the day, along with
40daysrain-Temptation of our own demise
poison the well- the opposite of december
In no way am I changing up the format of the blizog, but recently I just got a cheap 6th gen video 80 gb ipod[bragstyle]. I've been looking to put as much music as possible on it, and I found this. I think I will post gnar old albums I used to like on here, nothing zany. If you havent heard this, get bent. Every song on this release was awesome. good idea or bad idea to do this? gimme some feedback.
SkycameFalling- To Forever Embrace The Sun
[RS] File:WMA Ferret Records

1. A penny for your confessions
2. Of adornment and disgust
3. Shroud of turin
4. Visceral
5. The fall of Cain's countenance
6. Annulment

Title Fight

Reading Murros Blog, and he has a live video of title fight.
Their 7inch on FlightPlan records is one of the best releases of 2008.The one thing I dont understand is that flightplan and title fight arent working together anymore.
They were "signed"/on the label and now they're not.
Theres another band from the same area Balance and Composure
that sounds like get up kids. Spencer and I saw them at the Title Fight Kingston release show, and they were really good. listen to "Alone for Now" and "Waiting Thinking Giving Up"
They were "signed"/on the label too, and now they're new EP isnt going to be released on it. Anyone know the skinny on the Flightplan fallout with these bands?

Attn: Bad Year Media

http://seeeingred.blogspot.com/
check this blog, check some hot tunes

Dear Sister SNL Skit

http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-videos/dear-sister-snl-digital-short

one good snl skits. Its been redone by R-tards on youtube up and down. Watch it, love it.

Vegan Thanksgeevan

I went to a Vegan Thanksgiving party tonight. They decided to have another thanksgiving with friends because they were with family on thanksgiving.. The whole meal was mostly vegan and seriously everything was awesome. Pumpkin Humus with pita chips for an appetizer.. lord it was good. Vegan Stuffing, Sweet Potatoes and the Seitan I thought were the highlights in the dinner department. The Vegan Pumpkin Pie/Cheesecake was the highlight of the dessert, it was sweet and rich, it tasted like a top notch bakery product. I kinda felt like an outkast at the start only cause Im an antisocial biotch, it seemed everyone else was comfortable and on the same page. Towards the end of the night I found myself really enjoying myself, and glad that I went to the partay. Thank you again to Heather for cooking and inviting, and thank you to Brett for not telling me everyone was coming and inviting me, sorry I didnt stay and help clean up.

Enter Shikari

Art and I were talking at practice about this band
but we couldnt remember the name.
well.. I Found it.
song is catchy, video kinda cool

Slice of(fspring) Americana

So I was on some other blog, and they had a mediafire/rapidshare/megaupload download for The Offspring CD Americana. I checked the tracks on it, and saw that it was their "crossover" album with Pretty Fly (for a white guy) on it. I checked the rest of the tracks to see if I could remember any other hot singles. Shes Got Issues, was the one that stuck out in my head. I remember that video being one of the first Making The Video that MTV used to do. I also remembered that there was a fucking major fox in the video too. So I youtubed it and watched it. I forgot they used all these lame ass cartoon graphics in it to "spice it up".As Im watching I keep saying, damn that girl looks really really familiar. Then I realize its Zooey Deschanel from Almost Famous, and Elf.I thought it was Nutz, no way would she do something like this. I checked her IMDB and sure enough at the very bottom it was there. She was 19. You're all welcome for that knowledge.