Monday, July 27, 2026

Reba Meyers 1337

​I was very lucky to see the Run For Cover Records band Adventures play live when they were touring their album Supersonic Home. The show was at a venue called Ortliebs it Philadelphia PA. Well their lead singer started doing solo stuff and I think it’s fantastic. I ordered her limited tape release and wrote a note on how amazing that Adventures show was. To this day still the best show I’ve ever been to or seen. 

That makes it so much more special. 

Raw

Reese’s Crispy Crunchy King Size Bar

I found it, they had a display and I bought all 18.​This is hands down the best candy bar ever invented in my opinion. It’s like a Reese’s peanut butter cup, with a butterfinger, wrapped in a mr.Goodbar. Nuts, chocolate, peanut butter, butterfinger. That’s the geological breakdown of the layers of the bar. It must have come out around the time when take5 and all those other candy bars were coming out. I just remember a surge of new candy products at one time. 2005ish? We would eat lunch at Wawa everyday and once a month there was always a new candy bar sitting by the register for an “impulse buy”. I read a review from the website hemorrhagic.com . The review described the candy bar wrong saying it was puffed rice on the outside. The site truly gave no insight on the product whatsoever. 

This candy bar is flawless. Excellent in every way. I like their nutragous bar but not the caramel. Payday cool, nutragous cool, Crispy Crunchy amazing. They had them at the $.79 store and I couldn’t leave without ganking them all. Truly glad I found them and I’m able to enjoy. I found some dumb candy bar graph made by the LA Times, who cares about their opinion? Their choices are whacked out


Bullshit

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Toupee or not toupee?

Hair or no hair​I kinda liked having a little fuzz on my dome. It puffed out too much like Dracula hairI mean honestly that’s what it looked like. I had to keep dampening my lochs for it to look good. Even though the the thinning of the field looks awful. Anyway… I shaved. 

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Today I realized I was old

I took a pic of myself and almost didn’t recognize the hunk I thought I looked like​.weathered like the desert. Also gross facts, I blew this Jurassic park amber colored snot out of my nose today.


Never in my life have I had snot like this come out of my face.  Sorry if that grosses you out but I think ear wax is worse than snot. What are your thoughts on the matter? Snot or Wax, what’s your grossness prerogative?

Yesterday they got pizza at work

​I fought the urge and didn’t partake…. But today I failed and ate a slice of the leftovers…

Delicious failure 

Saturday, April 18, 2026

40 years of fuckin up

thought this was going to be awesome. It really wasn’t. I’m glad I went and saw it but to be honest the 10 years of fucking up vhs/dvd had way more information and way more entertaining. Also the audio book hepatitis bathtub was more heartfelt and captivating. Didn’t get that many extra stories in this. A lot of Mike parading around being  goofy and eccentric while trying to normalize his fetish lifestyle. Good for him but the more he tries to normalize, the more he looks pathetic. The nonchalant comes off more as productive comedy. I mean, I never thought nofx actually did drugs till I watched their backstage passport dvd.  How naive and insane it is to never see them as addicts or even drug users. I suggest the audio book hepatitis bathtub and 10 years of fuckin up vhs. Much more exciting and entertaining journey. Theater of the mind out weighs the theater with the seats.