What you Chalkin about

Chalk to me​

Grime level

​went out to eat at a buffet and right outside the entrance, all the pillars out front had fish parts around them. 

Like a morbidly obese clown that smells like a cheesesteak with peanut butter and pachouli, it was very Odd and Nasty.

Berlin thangs

$5 for Sassenstien ​

3 rings for $5. Listen, in the early 90s I would buy one ring every weekend from the Surf Mall in ocean city New Jersey for $7. In 8th grade I had a ring for every finger because I thought they looked so cool.

They’re considered “ biker rings” and that was just another part of my weird personality and gear choices. I remember the math teacher saying “ you’re wearing more rings than me”. After she said that I stopped wearing them. I did weird things like that all the time though, like after reading of mice and men I wore a glove on my hand for an entire week. Teachers allowed me to wear it but they all asked me about it. I’d say “ i keep vasoline in there to keep my hand soft for my woman”. I never got in trouble but after the week I got bored suffering the day with a damn glove on my hand.I didn’t buy the shirt but I love it

Waiting for our irrigation pump to be installed

​we got a new pump put in on the course and of course in April we had a heat wave come through and start burning up the greens.We had to figure out how to water the greens to keep them from burning up. We used a trash pump, made a hose hookup for the discharge and used the waters near the greens to water them.any greens without a pond source we used a sprayer filled with water, attached a hose to the pump and were able to water

Big issue was the grass became hydrophobic and didn’t penetrate.

Because we made this move we were able to save the greens. They struggled but we didn’t lose them.

Drought 2022

​I found these pictures I sent to the old general manager on my iPad. I lost them all when my phone died. A little back story, we ran out of water from our irrigation pond. Our well pump that fills the pond broke as well. We had no rain and we lost a lot of grass.

Hole #1 dead bent grass

Hole #1 two weeks after overseeding with rye grass.

Hole #1 from the green

Hole #1 two weeks after

Hole #1 middle of fairway looking towards the green

Hole #1 two weeks after

Just wanted to put this here.

November Leg Dip

​she be cold

$5 Find

Best deal for a bag. I just can’t help but think of the destruction to the lungs the person endured to get this bag. Thank you though!!

Only in Sleep rehearsal

This to me is perfection. My wife played this for me a couple years ago and something reminded me of it today. Took me forever to find it so I’m putting it here so I won’t forget and I can share it with you.

Harvest Moon Spray 03:30am

Spray day

Best Christmas gift

My wife got me this as a goof stocking stuffer and I love them. Cards to put on peoples cars that park poorly.I thought this was the best card, it got the point across, it was funny and was innocent. A lot of the other cards were brutal like “ Fuck Off Asshole Learn to Park”. I threw a lot of them out, I thought “ I would never put that on someone’s car”. That was until someone parked so close I couldn’t open the door to get my daughter in her seat. I really wish I had those other brutal over the top ones. I still had these though.