I took a pic of myself and almost didn’t recognize the hunk I thought I looked like.
weathered like the desert. Also gross facts, I blew this Jurassic park amber colored snot out of my nose today.


Never in my life have I had snot like this come out of my face. Sorry if that grosses you out but I think ear wax is worse than snot. What are your thoughts on the matter? Snot or Wax, what’s your grossness prerogative?




thought this was going to be awesome. It really wasn’t. I’m glad I went and saw it but to be honest the 10 years of fucking up vhs/dvd had way more information and way more entertaining. Also the audio book hepatitis bathtub was more heartfelt and captivating. Didn’t get that many extra stories in this. A lot of Mike parading around being goofy and eccentric while trying to normalize his fetish lifestyle. Good for him but the more he tries to normalize, the more he looks pathetic. The nonchalant comes off more as productive comedy. I mean, I never thought nofx actually did drugs till I watched their backstage passport dvd. How naive and insane it is to never see them as addicts or even drug users. I suggest the audio book hepatitis bathtub and 10 years of fuckin up vhs. Much more exciting and entertaining journey. Theater of the mind out weighs the theater with the seats.












When my brother was learning how to skate in 1994 at Hollydell ice rink, we stopped at this Dennys. I remember getting a chili omelette. It blew my mind to have a dinner option on top of a breakfast option.


























