Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Toupee or not toupee?

Hair or no hair​I kinda liked having a little fuzz on my dome. It puffed out too much like Dracula hairI mean honestly that’s what it looked like. I had to keep dampening my lochs for it to look good. Even though the the thinning of the field looks awful. Anyway… I shaved. 

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Today I realized I was old

I took a pic of myself and almost didn’t recognize the hunk I thought I looked like​.weathered like the desert. Also gross facts, I blew this Jurassic park amber colored snot out of my nose today.


Never in my life have I had snot like this come out of my face.  Sorry if that grosses you out but I think ear wax is worse than snot. What are your thoughts on the matter? Snot or Wax, what’s your grossness prerogative?

Yesterday they got pizza at work

​I fought the urge and didn’t partake…. But today I failed and ate a slice of the leftovers…

Delicious failure