Saturday, June 12, 2010

Its been awhile.../Stand up comedy


Sorry again everyone.. still getting set up at the new pad...still have no direct connect to da intranet. Really lame..really really lame. Im at work now, about to leave.. thought I would just write this real quick.
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I was thinking of trying stand up.. but doing it as a Native American. My name would be Chief Wolfgather and I would try as hard as I could to look like this guy.
Here are some of the jokes I would say:

Hello, my name is Chief Wolfgather. I just flew in from Vegas and boy is my condor spirit tired.

Whats the deal with Kevin Costner? Dances with wolves? More like freak likes dogs.

take my squall.. please

I sold my daughter to a white man because she was running up my smoke signal plan... we were going through 10 fires a day.

A white man came through my village and asked to use the bathroom and borrow my teepee. I allowed him to use what he needed. Minutes later my house was covered in dung.

: yea I know its terrible and still needs a lot of work... but whatever


more posts soon... I hope

1 comment:

newbeardoo said...

I sold my daughter to a white man because she was running up my smoke signal plan... we were going through 10 fires a day.


i fuckin laughed pretty hard at this one