Convention

The seminars are good this year. Some guy from Scotland came and spoke, he was really hard to understand. He would say jokes, no one would get or hear, but he would laugh and people would laugh along with him. There was a drunk old lady sitting behind us saying things like:

"Im not good at mental arithmetic"

"Any idiot should know the answer"

She said those statements more then once. She raised her hand to answer a bonus question, well she got it wrong. They felt bad so they still gave her a shirt. When the guy came over and asked if she wanted a 4xl or a med, she took the 4xl. End of the day was grubtastic.
Beef Booze and Brownies.