Golf Convention

The convention is normal... boring. Some speakers talked about some things that were really interesting like dollar spot and ice/slush/snow on greens.
They had free lunch and dinner on the trade floor today, it was pretty boss. Today some guy who wrote a book about some scottish father and son golfers talked today.he pretty much just gave us a synopsis of the entire book, and it was stupid. got him. Honestly had nothing to do with why we were there, he was only there to plug his lame ass book. Stupid. At the last convention I saw thesethe other day I tried to buy one. The women told me I buy the box, then they ship the steak to me in the mail... sounds like a deal. lies. The rain this morning fucked the waves.. they were as choppy as a hibachi chef on crack and speed and meth and cocaine... stupid.
and there were a lot of cats on the beach too....you can see the black one to the left of the light. Me and the boss went down to hit the roulette table after the lunch. I won 160$ he won 60$... we walked. Last day is tomorrow.. then back to work.

Hoodratz/Title Fight show

The show was gnar, I didnt know where the show was till I got there due to venue change. Spence and I missed Black Sails, Aneurysm Rats and Hoodratz, but we got to see Dead end Path and Title Fight. On the way down spencer told me it was Steves birthday, so I told him we had to get him something. We stopped at Burger King, I bought him 10 double cheese burgers and spencer bought him 10 chicken sandwiches. If I knew he was vedge edge we would have got him 20 veggie burgers. Anyway, it was good seeing the Cape Dudes and catching up with them. The dudes in Title Fight said this:

"We just got back from playing a lot of big shows, and big venues, and we're going to be doing it again. But we will never stop playing basement shows and garages like this. Dont forget the struggle, dont forget the garage."

Anal Hawk

Back in the day during the time of grindcore greats like Anal Cunt, Ass Fort, Spazz and Assuck, Art and I tried our hands at making a fake grindcore band. Our band consisted of:

Me: Piano\Vocals
Art: Drums

We made 3 songs that were kinda funny, and we recorded them terribly with windows sound recorder. We were trying to be a "different style" of grindcore. This was recorded christmas of 98', played on an out of tune piano, and a really cheap drum set that only had a snare, bass drum, and splash cymbal. This is only 1 track off the 3 song demohttp://www.mediafire.com/file/3nmozowgmdy/Anal Hawk - Track 2

we also hand made our merch, we made 3 hand drawn tshirts and 3 hand drawn ties. We thought people would like it if they thought we were japanese, so the shirts had Japanese writing on it that said " I have gas".

3 Goat Night | Misled By Lions EPs

I'll post more later

Dont fuck with Edward Furlong

He mushes this no name actor sooo hard in the sweet kick ass aerosmith video for "Livin on the Edge".. an anthem for the 90s youths....The script probably said, Teens joke and horse play at the lunch table. I think he seriously got pissed though when the dude hit him in the back of the dome with a book.
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daaaammnn honky got played out by john connor

New Gull

we put these air rat freaks on the cart path to show the different yardage to the green
We had an old wooden one, but that one chomps nards... hard .. so we had to make the new one. Came out pretty good... suck it

December 1

still green

Bill Murray

I read this in the new maxim, I thought it was pretty gnarly

Passenger 57

Ok the leading women looks like Michael Jackson, I think most of the sound track is done by Kenny G. The dvd player at work doesnt have a remote so the sub titles are on, most of the what they say isnt even in the sub titles. I guess sub titles in the early 90s werent as in depth as they are today. When Narnia came out, we went to the wrong theater and we saw the version with sub titles. They were really annoying and the sub titles said things like:

"Triumphant Screaming"
"Distant Singing"
"Swords Clanging"
"Wind Blowing"
"Witch Cackling"
"Snow Crunching"

dumb stuff like that.. Passenger 57 sub titles sometimes didnt have full conversations. They would be talking and sub titles wouldnt even show.
Bad Guy: Mr. Cutter, how kind of you to pay me a visit. You've been a worthy adversary. It's a shame we won't be seeing much more of each other.
Snipes: Let me tell you something. If anybody else gets hurt on that plane... it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than a prison cell to keep me from ripping your fucking nuts off.

Bad Guy: Trust your instincts.
Snipes: My instincts are to wax your ass all over this floor!

His tough lines arent really even tough.. First time I saw this was around the time it came out, watching it again now its still not that bad of a movie.. meh who cares

Liar Bank Jar

I was shopping for my nephews for christmas and saw this Zillionz Girl bank.
The jar is no bigger than a large Jiff peanut butter jar, its pretty small. Tell me.. how the fuck does 149.73$ worth of change fit in a jar that small? I also saw a larger version, around the size of a 2 liter of pepsi.
The large one seems more reasonable with only 14.38$ in it. Jar of Lies