Peach not pink

Heather looked stylin.. me weirdo smilin. Joel sent me this picture, he said he found it on Kims facebook...This is the only pic I have of me in the suit

Ozzy On Xbox?

disintegrate each last one of you.... real

Bust It

Thought the name of this cereal sounded like a Vegan Straightedge Hardcore bandEnviroKidz - Organic Gorilla Munch Demo 2010

I'd listen to them

buddies forever?

same to you kyle

Moonpies

Failed attempt at a smoore, with shit soft graham cracker cookies and nasto gross ass marshmallow filling. Well they've done something new... they took the fail and went a new way.Moonpie Crunch... I've only seen two and they are mad yum ot. These taste like thin mint girl scout cookies... no yuck... straight yum...the other ones I saw were peanut butter and chocolate... gotta be good.. try them doofus.

Zooey Deschanel..again

I just saw that fucking train wreck of a movie "Yes man"... is it me or is Jim Carrey terrible and completely a trash unit? Straight hate... Well who cares the fake band Zooey Deschanel sings in is catchy. She actually sings pretty good too. I hate all the shit she does with she and him.. but this is listenable and not dog dirt. The band is called Munchhausen By Proxy..

Hank the Angry Dwarf

Happy you're dead.

Shitting On Celebs BLOG

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Shitting On Celebs
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Click link only if you are prepared to be grossed the funk out.

Non-stop listening

tiny vipers - hands across the void

tiny vipers - life on earth

des ark live volume 1 and 2

rilo kiley - execution of all things

sharon van etten

check em

Its been awhile.../Stand up comedy

Sorry again everyone.. still getting set up at the new pad...still have no direct connect to da intranet. Really lame..really really lame. Im at work now, about to leave.. thought I would just write this real quick.

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I was thinking of trying stand up.. but doing it as a Native American. My name would be Chief Wolfgather and I would try as hard as I could to look like this guy.

Here are some of the jokes I would say:

Hello, my name is Chief Wolfgather. I just flew in from Vegas and boy is my condor spirit tired.

Whats the deal with Kevin Costner? Dances with wolves? More like freak likes dogs.

take my squall.. please

I sold my daughter to a white man because she was running up my smoke signal plan... we were going through 10 fires a day.

A white man came through my village and asked to use the bathroom and borrow my teepee. I allowed him to use what he needed. Minutes later my house was covered in dung.

: yea I know its terrible and still needs a lot of work... but whatever

more posts soon... I hope