Happy Halloween

MAINE TRIP

(Disclaimer The New Blogger Setup SUCKS so images are not in order)

My nephew moved to Maine at the start of September. Melissa and I drove up 8 hours to visit for the week.

It seems like a big thing in Maine is red hot dogs and maple milk. I tried them both and they were subpar at best. A lot of cool closed down businesses around where we were staying.

Melissa, Andrew and myself hiked up this trail. 

The trail was wet and slippery and pretty intense for what we were expecting

My beautiful wife Melissa walked this slippery trail in CROCS!

This is a face of achievement

More stores in Maine

Sass-Quatch

Bone Dumper

My nephew and I saw this abandoned house while driving to the scenic trail and decided to explore it.

The floor was rotten and the place smelled

VHS collection in the corner. I searched through and decided against taking one. Now of course I regret that I didnt.

This is the front window.

It was a lot of fun. Porno mags galore all over the place, I didnt take a picture because I was with my nephew, felt kinda weird taking porn pics of porn pics. This is the lake we were staying on. Wilson Lake

Salt and Pepper and Sugar Too had the best sandwich I've ever had. I think its called a Banh Mi

Crusty Bread stuffed with roasted pork, beef, spicy coleslaw, kimchi, blue cheese and cilantro. So complex but everything worked together so well. http://saltandpepperme.com/ check their website. Small menu but everything is delicious. This new blog format is so difficult to use I wasnt able to post everything I wanted. I hope you all enjoy!

New Layout

This space right here ^ on my newest posts bothers the hell out of me. I really dont like the new blogger format, why ruin a good thing?

These Ornas are Mint!

Ornaments $16

Will Mike Fred Roger

Covid18Wheeler

Saw this at work

I couldnt imagine owning a company and some jerk employee goes and carves this into the hood. Is this funny? Am I out of touch?

Nostal-Shed

Old Soda Logos

Found this at my job hidden away... Seriously rules and I dont know why

Saw this in TGI Fridays

You know me and advertisements..

Really love this poster..

Steakouts NJ

I love this. The "celebrities" they chose to paint are very interesting.

[Left to right: David Letterman, Eddie Murphy(?), Tony Bennett (?), Mike Tyson, Geraldo Rivera, Bill Clinton, Groucho Marx) 

I wonder if people are offended by this. If youre looking at this post are you offended by this? Leave a comment either way, Im interested to hear what you have to say.

Ghost Hunting in Gettysburg

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Found this

A B O R T I O N C L I N I C D U M P S T E R O V E R L O A D

M P 3

I wish I still had a CD. I wonder if thats on Discogs.. just checked.. its not. But for some reason we're still on Amazon. [Full Album HERE]

So if you want to hear some epic SAYTONIC HYMNS stream now!! PS If anyone has a CD please scan the contents and email it to me. Thank You!

Wife and Second Wife and Party from March

We went to a Hawaiian birthday party March 6th. My good friend Greg was turning 50. Get it? Hawaii 5-0. Dear lord that is hilarious and Im just realizing it now as Im writing this. The other lovely lady in the picture is his wife Beth who is also my second wife. Both of them are amazing people and we had an amazing time at the party.

She learned happy birthday on the Ukulele and we ate all Hawaiian themed food. She did amazing organizing the whole party. A lot of fun! I came in with all the leis around my neck and he said "Either thats a lot of leis or the health system in Hawaii is in need of a new neck brace solution". I probably butchered his joke but it was hilarious. Miss them

Premium Gas $2.45?

Take a closer look. Yea I was trying to put higher grade fuel in to my fancy new dynamite car. I noticed the electronic didnt match the posted sign. I argued with the guy saying its illegal to do that. He kept saying the boss did it so I told him to get his boss. He tried to give me a dollar to pay the difference but I didnt take it. I just told him he needs to fix it and not be dishonest. IM SUCH A BRAVE HERO! loser

Jawnaments

JAWNAMENTS

Im sure I've mentioned before my wife lived in Fishtown when we met. Last year I heard of this company but when I tried to order some in november, they were already sold out. So this year for Easter, I gave her these.

I should have just hung on and gave them to her for Christmas. Rookie move!! They're made of wood and made well. My only complaint is they have Jawnaments.com written in marker on the back.

Macaroon Recipe

My sister-in-law sent this to me the other day. She told me how she begged a woman for years to get her macaroon recipe. She said when the woman finally broke down and told her, she only had a receipt to write on. So because of that story I had to make them. Im telling you now, these things are amazing. If she finds out I put this up, she'll never give me a recipe again!

I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but today, Im cleaning out my shed-set

Wiener Lunch (Hanover PA)

Just a heads up, every hot dog place in Hanover PA is closed on Sunday.

Easter Bunny Going 60mph

Found this on Discogs

Hippies Have Weed

Nazis Have Wrong Beliefs

While All We Need Is The Boots On Our Feet

Trendy Goths Are In Love With Sadness

While We Stay Grinning In An Age Of Madness

Ive been out of work for a month due to pandemic

My last day of work was March 27 and we fertilized greens

Looks like I'll be going back Monday. Yay!

Spring Cleaning

Got rid of some tapes. It had to happen.