Thursday, December 31, 2009


A website full of unlawful bastards flipping the middle one. You get to rate these flipped birds from 1 to 10.. enjoy.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

not enough time to complain about things I dont have enough time for

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Blackmail Letters

Helped a friend move an entertainment center out of his families storage spot. When we were in there, I saw this photo album, but when I opened it, it was letters to his sister. They were all from her friends, and they were all weird/creepy. I took a picture of 2 of them
[Hey! Whats up? Im really tired. Where's the little cunt rag bitch at? She really pisses me off. I found out that she did tell everyone I fucked Jon! NO WAY! I'm not telling her anything anymore! Well I'm gonna go]
[Whats up! Im bored! Dom di dom. Me and Alex almost broke up last night. Its too much to write so I'll tell u the whole story. Its really scary. I went to Jons last night then Alex came over. We chilled for a little while. Then went to Alexs and had the best sex ever! Probably because we hadnt in awhile! We've never gone that long. Well Im gonna go.]

My friend and I figured she kept them to use them as Blackmail. Most of the letters were dated 2000, so that meant she was in 8th grade or 7th grade.. meaning her and her friend were 12/13. When I was that age frenching was a big deal.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Typical Movies USA

why were they made?

Happy Holidays

better than the Vandals


The only thing I remembered about it was the packaging.

when I was a kid I thought it was awesome, but I never tried it. I dont remember any commercials or anything like that. I just remember seeing people buy them.
Discontinued Menu Items: The McDLT (McDonald's Lettuce and Tomato) was sold in a novel form of packaging.The meat and bottom half of the bun were prepared separately from the lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, sauces, and top half of the bun. Both were then packaged into a specially designed two-sided container. The consumer was then expected to finalize preparation of the sandwich by combining the hot and cool sides just prior to eating.

Primus- Too Many Puppies

did not know they made a video for this song.. song rules.. hard

Ode to TJ

Cat Tails blog

Just the facts...

our reading has become nutritional facts
I know nothing about current events
but know exactly how much sodium is in top ramen
my hunger for knowledge has become
a hunger to be healthy

Rock and Roloff

I dont know why I think that's so funny, so I made this

Xbox Live

I dont use a mic cause I think its lame enough that Im playing COD MW2, but to be talking with herbs while playing I just think is over the top. Well this kid came in the pre-game lobby yesterday, I say from the age of 17-20 and he just kept saying "Allllvin". I thought it was funny. He got in an argument with some redneck guy, and the redneck guy kept saying "look at my myspace". Im sure people have better stories than that. If you have a good xbox live story.. post it. why did I post this? stupid

my xbox name is: GetBentRoyally

add me

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Alien Nephew



this is one of the joke bands we used to listened to back in the late 90's. Most of the links are dead, but you can still check out most of their site. Arts cousin Rocky was in the band so we thought that was awesome. The Best song was "Teenage Fuck-up".


Kinda sucked, we got about 9 to 13 inches in brigantine. The back ho on the left was down, and all we had was the little skid steer to clear the parking lot.. it sucked.. meh.

They change from yummy parfaits, to princesses so grand

shit products. Nickelodeon Commercials 1992


Christmas Dogs

Angry bowser

this is my brothers dog lulu.. straight up twizted, listens to korn albums none stop

Friday, December 25, 2009

Idea for movie: Guy buys big screen tv puts the box it came in, in front of neighbors house. Neighbor gets robbed.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Slammin Salmon


Its the new Broken Lizard movie.. the Trailer looks really funny. I just hope its not a waste like club dread. Check it.. its funny

Euro Cooper

I've had this old blonde wig in the back of my car since Halloween. I found it at work on some scare-crow in the trash. I wanted to keep it so I could dress like kid rock, but it was a womens wig, not a trailer trash hair style wig. Joel put it on and started talking like he was from Sweden. He kept saying

I have come to try american hamburger

it was funny. Me Art and Cooper drove around listening to primus... welcome to 1999 all over again...thats all.

Eagles Bottle Opener Keychain

saw this at 711...look at the age its forAges 6+. Yo stupid way to promote underage drinking.

Just googled google wave

yea, thats not google wave..Im an idiot

Google Wave Question

I wanted to know if this is the Google Wave app people are talking about.
Anything having to do with the topic you type in is updated to the second someone posts about it anywhere on the internet. I sat and read about 20 different tweets from people saying " RIP Brittany I hope your family is ok" to " LOL Brittany Murphy made me laugh when she hit Ashton in the head with an Ash Tray LMAO" and other dumb shit like this... then I realize Im a loser for reading this stuff. This is a dumb post, cause I could have just Googled "Google Wave" and it would have told me what it is, but this comp is slow and lame. Anyway, I could now see how twitter could be addictive.

Monday, December 21, 2009

angry immigrant

I had soap in my eyes, and I was tired.

Beachcomber SHORE MALL

Went to the shore mall yesterday with with Art, Paj and Joel. Christmas shopping style... the mall was kinda dead, but had a few humans still in there. We decided to stop at beachcomber to look at the conveying card racks, old mad magazines, beavis and butthead comics, shitty train sets, football team blankets, ren and stimpy comics, baseball team posters and over priced nazi memorabilia. I found this unopened pack of All My Children trading cards
Should have bought them. They have a comic series called Female Force I guess.. I didnt see what issue it was, but heres the Condoleezza Rice comic.
Went to the back to where they have trash, and I found this mad magazine. Look at what shows they were dissing
Doogie Howser and Empty Nest... both shows I watched.. a lot. Empty Nest had a pretty good theme song.

rules. Well thats it, we ate at TGIFridays and it was pretty good.

yea I saw that movie back to the future 2, the legend of curlys gold

Thursday, December 17, 2009


double billboard

been looking for this video


hellz yes. I like this edited version much better than explicit asshole language version


drew this at lunch.. it sucks.. and so do you.. F off

ScrabbleTrash style

Found scrabble in the trash brought it back to the shop. We played yesterday morning.. and I fucking lost. heres the game finalQI is a word geeks

Beef Turnover

Yo bucktooth, eat this, its fucking good.

Zeus Gun Store

They have all these posters of dead deer, moose, elk, gun ads, ammo ads, bow and arrow ads, carhart posters, wolverine boot ads, and then I saw this
two little puppies behind the shotguns. Yo bozo, alittle out of place.

Zeus Location

Chest Tattoo and Hair

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

So Much To Tell You BLOG

Is a blog by natalie smith and zoe walker. They're both writers and just post things they think are gnarly. Its mostly about fashion and bullshit things like that, but sometimes and I mean RARELY they post things that arent gear or fashion related. I found these pics on there and they're gnar.
I dont endorse this site! But that wolf picture RULEZ

Portman comma Natalie

NATALIE PORTMAN: I’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That’s sort of my scene. Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I’ve been listening a lot lately to “Wait (The Whisper Song)” by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, “Wait ’til you see my dick”—which is just amazing because it’s whispered. [whispers] “Wait ’til you see my dick . . . ” [laughs] Crazy. So I just listen to it like I’m a five-year-old, like, “Oh my god! I can’t believe he just said that!"

dont get your mind blow

whacked visions! found this on some stupid website... totally busted that url


did NOT deserve that fight against Houston Alexander.

Xbox Live names



1984 Rookie Card

my brother and I both had one of these. I think back in 86' this thing was worth 40$ and it just kept going up. In 87' he was arrested for cocaine, and his card dropped almost over night to 6$ I think.


Any luck on finding these things dude?

Muscle Bound Citizens?

Prank Calls?

Lemme know!

Seinfeld- The Dog

Kramer: I went back with Ellen.

Jerry and Elaine: Ohhhhh, that's great.

Elaine: Terrific.

Jerry: Yeah, I really think you guys are good together.

Elaine: Yes, she understands you and she is not demanding.

Kramer: Do you think that I forgot what you two said about her?

Jerry: I was just trying to be supportive, you know. I knew you were upset.

Kramer: From now on when we pass each other in the hall, I don't know you, you
don't know me.

Elaine: Oh, Kramer, we didn't mean it.

Jerry: Kramer? What did we say that's so bad?

Elaine: I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.

Jerry: I said, "How come no one's killed her?" Probably shouldn't have said anything

Jason Lee

"Fuck me freddy"Really fucking hate my name is earl.. a lot. I thought it was cause I hated jason lee, but I watched Dreamcatcher and he fucking ruled in it. who fucking cares


Big lots is selling this.

Work Pics

Put the old winter covers on the carts.
started cleaning around the shop. We had to reform the pile of soil, remove the shitty torn tarps and get it away from the fence. The hardest part was getting the tarps out.. god it was a pain in the keester meester.
but we got them out, and it looked much better

My name in scum

2 of my old CDs

Thought they were long gone

OC DEC 14th 2009

Coop and I chilled like warlocks yesterday. Stopped by the OC boardwalk like 1999 crust punks. I was not aware that Jillys is still open during the off season. Thats kinda gnar
For some reason, the ferris wheel lights were on. Thought there would be some crank lords working on it, but no one was around. Kinda weird
Took this pic in the parking lot next to the Flanders hotel.
tough answers

Stone-age meets the Rock-age

"If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster. "

"stoney is the crustiest vato I've ever experienced, so dont harsh his gig, buddy"

Tastykake USB Mouse

Saw this at WaWa today. I dont see the love of tastykake exceeding basic grindage.
but if you love tastykakes and you happen to need a mouse.. then buy this fucking shit asshole